The Kind Of BlowJob He REALLY Enjoys, Based On His Zodiac Sign
The stars know what he wants.
Have you ever met anyone who didn’t think they were great at blow jobs? I haven’t. Whenever anyone I know — men, women, trans men and women — talks about giving a blow job, they all talk about how amazing they are at it, even if they don’t usually discuss their sex lives. There’s just something about giving a blow job that makes people especially proud of their work.
Not only does everyone think they’ve got the whole oral sex thing down cold, but everybody has their own tips and techniques. Spitting, swallowing, spit usage, ball massage and more — the act of fellatio isn’t just limited to a penis and a mouth.
For some people, oral sex is even more intimate than intercourse and it’s true that there does have to be a degree of trust involved, especially where teeth are concerned. And of course, both the giver and the recipient need to be conscious of the teeth.
Blow jobs are like pizza: even if they’re not everything you’re expecting, they’re still satisfying on some level. It’s funny how many different kinds of blow jobs there are and the kinds of preferences some men have regarding them.
When giving someone a blow job, you want to please them and it’s more than likely that you feel a competitive spirit. I want to be the best they’ve ever had, which goes back to the blow job pride we all feel.
There seems to be a thirst for knowledge where blow jobs are concerned. We ask our more experienced friends about them, take sex-positive workshops about them and even watch how porn stars give them.
One way to fully satisfy your partner with a blow job is to figure out exactly what kind of blow job he really goes crazy for, and this is where astrology can help. The stars know all the characteristics of the individuals born under a certain zodiac sign and that includes what they like sexually.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
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As you can probably guess, the Aries man doesn’t go for the traditional kind of BJ; he likes something more challenging like the acrobatic blowjob. For this type, he’s in an upright position and holds her upside down while thrusting in her mouth. She needs to be a bit on the petite side and he needs great upper body strength.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
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Taurus men love what’s known as a gourmet blow job. This involves putting some kind of flavored lubricant or food (like whipped cream or chocolate sauce) on his shaft and letting his partner clean it up with their mouth. It can get sticky and messy, but sometimes it’s important to have dessert first in a meal.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
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Gemini men like their blow jobs to be a group project with one person taking care of the penis, another licking his balls, and a third letting him service her.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
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Cancer men like to give as much as they like to get, so their favorite way of receiving oral sex is in the 69 position.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
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Leo men love being deep-throated. Well, it makes sense as they like things big and bold, and deep-throating does take some expertise and skill.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
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It can be somewhat shocking that many Virgos have a very kinky side, and their blow job of preference is when one of the partners is tied up. If Virgo is the submissive, he’ll enjoy some light slaps to his penis in addition to the fellatio.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
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Libra men want a blow job that’s a combination blow job and hand job. They want lots of stimulation and lots of touching, rubbing, squeezing, and pulling on their penis.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
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The sex geniuses of the zodiac enjoy the porn star blow job, where the woman keeps eye contact as she does a star performance with her sucking and licking skills.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
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Sagittarius like to hear as well as feel, so they’re going to go for a vocal blow job, or a hummer. This involves using vocal sounds and dirty talk that help to vibrate the penis. Varying the pitch helps the sensations, with the most intense vibrations being at the opening of the mouth.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
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Capricorn men really enjoy sex and prefer the standard blow job done with enthusiasm and focus. If his partner seems as if they’re having a good time and are appreciating his penis, he’s good.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
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Aquarius men are very unorthodox and don’t like anything to be too rigid, so they love a good messy blowjob. I don’t want to get too explicit with bodily fluids, so I’ll leave it to your imagination what a messy BJ is like. Obviously, showers are needed by all afterwards.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
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Pisces like to be comfortable and can be a bit lazy, so their blow job choice is pretty standard. He lies comfortably on the bed and his partner situates herself between his legs, making sure to give his penis and balls equal attention.