LADIES, TIPS FOR DEFECATING IN YOUR BOYFRIEND’S PLACE

 

First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, whatever you call it) in the boyfriend’s place.  You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don’t poo(seriously!) So you might feel somehow pooing when you are with your boyfriend.

Feaces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable. So if you’ve not gotten to that ‘we-can-shiitt-infront-of-each-other’ level in your relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all your toilet business at home before going to his house. if u can’t do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW before GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don’t ask me why please.

3 If u want to poo, and you’re pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that your sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 Put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell is gone.