6 Tips For Having Midnight Sex

1. Squeeze your Kegel muscles while you’re talking to a lame party guest or standing forever at the bar waiting for a drink. The little jolt of sensation down south will get your body (and your brain) primed for all the fun you’ll be having in a few hours.

2. Once you’re inside, lean against the door, and pull him towards you. Wrap one leg around his hips and bring him extra close for an intense kiss.

3. Excuse yourself to go to the restroom, then send him this text several minutes later: Just touched myself while thinking about what I want you to do to me later.”

4. Pull the car into the driveway. Then get on the hood and pull him on top of you. Make out until you’re this close to getting naked, then push him off and lead him to the door.

5. In a dark hallway or corner of the party/bar/restaurant, surprise him with a quickie make out. Pin him against the wall, and give him a tongueinvasive, hands-tugging-hair kinda kiss.

6. Wear your slinkiest, laciest lingerie underneath your clothes, then let him sneak a quick peek throughout the night.