14 Items You Need To Have Handy For Unforgetable Sex

David Strovny takes us on this journey of romance as he reels out all you need to have handy for a most unforgettable intimate night. Apart from all these items, make sure that the room you’re going to be spending most of your time in is not just clean, but smells fresh as well. Chances are it’s going to be the bedroom (you naughty bastard), so here are a few items you should keep near the bed so that you don’t constantly have to get up amid your penetrating fun.

I suggest that you opt for one big, fat candle with a few wicks in it. As you know, there are many women who prefer having the lights off when getting their freak on, so candlelight will not only let you see those sweet mounds of hers, it’ll also up the attraction and mood factor.

How else did you plan to light the candle there, Einstein? Keep the flame close to the candle so that you can change the atmosphere in one easy step.

If you’ve just enjoyed a dinner that was chock-full of garlic, red wine and capped off the five courses with espresso, then your breath (and hers) likely smells like the jungle. Mints won’t just make your breath kissable; they’ll add a little something, something to the sex that is oral.

Although you likely sleep on pillows, it’s a good idea to keep a specially designed pillow that’s made for sex near the bed (underneath it will do you just fine). It can be used to elevate her body and place her in a more than welcoming position… one that will have you drooling from both heads.

You may want to keep some good old H2O by the bedside since dehydration tends to set in amid any exhausting activity. As well, she or you may want to cleanse your palate before moving on to each new body part.

Fumbling around by the stereo for 10 minutes while trying to find what kind of music to play doesn’t exactly enhance the sexual mood; have the music set in the radio and just press play.

Prepping her body for what’s about to occur is a grandiose idea. Seduce her by rubbing everything from her thighs to her back. Beware, however, as some massage oils are not meant to be ingested. Don’t apply it to areas that you plan on lashing with your tongue.

Whether you buy the real thing or have substitutes handy, using something to cover her eyes or bind her hands with will serve to up the ante on her sensual experience and inhibitions.

Sometimes, you may have a hard time getting things off the ground, so some extra moisture will serve to ensure that it’s safe to go on inside. I recommend the water-based variety as it corresponds well with most condoms.

If you don’t already have a six-pack, now’s the time to invest in your rubber friends. You never know when you might land face to face with a potential sex kitten, so always be prepared for the ride. Keep a pack of condoms in a nightstand because she may want to ride the milky train all night long.

Whether you come down with an odd case of the sniffles or want to be neat about the whole “disposing of the condom” issue, a box of tissues will never steer you wrong.

If you want to wipe off the excess lube, or she ejaculated all over the place (you know how women can be), baby wipes have the right amount of moisture to eliminate that sticky mess.

Since strawberries won’t last very long in your night table, purchase some chocolate covered almonds or the like and pull them out once you’re done doing the deed. A little snack may just rev you both up for the next round.

Unless you have long hair to begin with, having a hair band specially made to pull hair back will rouse any woman’s suspicions ( Hmm, I wonder which woman this belongs to? ), so keep a thick, elastic band by the side of the bed instead. That way, if she wants to greet your manhood on a more oral level, she can do so without having to use one hand to hold her hair back.